There has been a slight problem. You know all the snow we got this month? Well, apparently the road to the Farney camp is blocked. SO SAD.
Delite has GRACIOUSLY allowed us to all crowd into her lovely little home for the weekend. And believe me, it is a LOVELY. LITTLE. HOME.
IT’S GOING TO BE EPIC!!!
Wait, I don’t really condone the use of epic all the time. But this time, it applies.
Okay! So this is how to get to her house::
HEAD SOUTH TOWARDS MARTINSBURG.
SLOW DOWN WHEN YOU GET TO HOUSEVILLE, BECAUSE IT’S A SPEED ZONE.
PASS BY SNOWRIDGE, LOOK UP TO SEE IF THERE’S ANYONE DOING SOMETHING COOL.
SLOW DOWN FOR TURIN.
WAIT! YOU HAVE TO TURN IN TURIN!!!
TURN RIGHT ON MAIN STREET.
TURN LEFT LIKE THREE HOUSES LATER, ON A LITTLE TINY ROAD CALLED LYMAN.
DRIVE TO THE END OF THE ROAD.
PARK AT THE END OF THE ROAD.
GO INTO THE GARAGE OF THE WHITE HOUSE ON THE LEFT.
KEEP WALKING THROUGH GARAGE UNTIL YOU COME TO THE KITCHEN DOOR!
COME ON IN!!!!
See you all there! Oh, wait. Well, I’m going to be there, like, as much of the time as I can, but I have three little kids, and like, all of my babysitters are either Women of Promise leaders, or they’re IN Women of Promise, or they’re in FLORIDA! So I might not be there till Friday. Go ahead, cry a little. You know you want to.It’s okay. I understand. BUT IT”S ALL GOOD! I will be there AT SOME POINT IN THE WEEKEND!!! DOESN’T THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY????
Ps. I made this post PINK because I like PINK. But I also like lime green.